Meet Todd,
Your Bigfoot House Buyer
Don't call a weasel. Call Todd!
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Forget everything you know about selling houses. Todd's process is so straightforward, even a human could understand it!
Ring Todd up! He'll listen to your situation (his hearing is legendary) and ask a few questions about your house.
Within 24 hours, you'll get a no-nonsense cash offer. No lowballing, no games - just honest forest-folk pricing.
Pick your closing date! Todd can close in as little as 7 days. He doesn't need financing - his treasure hoard is quite substantial.
Born and raised in the Boundary Waters. Knows every lake, every cabin, and definitely every property value north of the Cities.
Can spot foundation issues from a mile away (those big eyes aren't just for show). Plus, he fits in crawl spaces better than you'd think.
First Bigfoot to pass the Minnesota Real Estate exam. The DMV photo was... challenging. Had to use a wide-angle lens.
Surprisingly good at small talk about the weather. 'Cold enough for ya?' hits different when it comes from an 8-foot furry guy.
Todd the Bigfoot Home Buyer isn’t just a legend roaming the woods—he’s the friendly face of Minnesota Home Guys. With his larger-than-life presence and even bigger heart, Todd represents the honesty, speed, and no-nonsense approach we bring to every homeowner we help. He may be covered in fur, but Todd is all about keeping the home selling process smooth, simple, and stress-free.
When you see Todd, you know you’re in good hands. Backed by the experienced Minnesota Home Guys team, he helps homeowners across the state sell their houses quickly for cash, without the hassle of repairs or agent fees. Whether it’s a cozy cabin, a family home, or a fixer-upper, Todd is ready to step in and make a fair offer that gets you moving forward with confidence.
Call us today at (952) 222-7138 or click below to get started.
Give us a call at (952) 222-7138 or fill out our form to get started.
Backed by Minnesota Home Guys — local roots, legendary reliability, and a whole lot of heart.
| Aspect |
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Typical Competitors |
|---|---|---|
| Guaranteed Closing | Absolutely. When Todd shakes on a deal, it’s as solid as his legendary footprint. | Often back out if they can’t pass the contract along to someone else. |
| Cash to Close | We bring real, verifiable proof of funds — no myths, just money in your hands. | Rely on “creative financing” or uncertain funding schemes. |
| Closing Costs | Todd covers the standard closing costs so you keep more cash where it belongs. | Legal fees, taxes, and extras often carved out of your payout. |
| Paperwork | All contracts reviewed and compliant with Minnesota laws — no scary surprises. | Generic forms copied online with little regard for local rules. |
| Contingencies | None. No banks, no appraisals, no hoops. Todd keeps it as simple as a stroll in the woods. | Expect multiple inspections, appraisals, and lender delays. |
| Timeline & Flexibility | You pick the closing date. Todd and the team handle the title work and details. | Third-party scheduling often means rescheduling and waiting. |
| Condition | As-is, every time. Todd doesn’t mind if the place needs work — he’s seen worse in the woods. | Expect repair lists, showings, and update requests before selling. |
| Get My Cash Offer From Todd |
ℹ️ Todd’s mission is simple: fair offers, neighborly treatment, and a closing date that fits your life — no tall tales, just results.
Every homeowner has a different story, and Todd the Bigfoot Home Buyer has seen a little of everything. Whether life changed fast or you simply want a quicker, easier sale, Todd and the Minnesota Home Guys offer a fair cash option that keeps things simple and stress free.
Facing foreclosureInherited or probate propertyDivorce or major life changesTired landlord or problem rentalsFrom city homes in Minneapolis to cabins up north, Todd is ready to buy your property as-is and give you peace of mind no matter what situation you’re facing.
Don’t just take our word for it — check out what folks say after selling to an 8-foot-tall homebuyer with size-22 footprints.
"At first I wasn’t sure about selling to a giant Bigfoot, but Todd sealed the deal by writing my cash offer with a stick in the dirt and then posing for a family photo like he’d always lived there... 😅"
"When Todd showed up for the walkthrough, he accidentally left muddy footprints the size of doormats… but he also brought homemade maple syrup, so we called it even 👍"
"Other buyers send inspectors. Todd sent a family of friendly bears to check the foundation. They gave it two paws up, and then immediately hosted a picnic in the living room 😂"
Todd the Bigfoot Home Buyer might be larger than life—but when it comes to helping Minnesota homeowners, he’s grounded, practical, and deeply rooted in local communities. Powered by Minnesota Home Guys, Todd represents a unique blend of warmth, reliability, and real estate know-how. Together, their mission is simple: to bring fast, fair, and friendly home-buying to every corner of the state—whether that’s a cozy cabin in the woods, a family home in a dense suburb, or a quirky bungalow in the city.
Todd and the team share one clear purpose: to make selling your house easier, no strings attached. Todd brings the legend (and the irresistible hugs), while Minnesota Home Guys bring the trusted experience, backed by fair offers, clear terms, legal compliance, and no unnecessary hassles. Their shared promise? A home-selling experience that’s stress-free, cash-speed, and built on genuine Minnesota values.
Give us a call at (952) 222-7138 or fill out our form to get started.
Call us today at (952) 222-7138 or submit your information online to get a free no-obligation cash offer.